{"product_id":"elephant-god-black-t-shirt","title":"Elephant God - Black T-shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eIn the dying matrix, obstacles feel incredibly real. But in the world beyond, they are just holographic speed-bumps.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the Elephant God. While the ancients knew her as \u003cstrong\u003eGanesha,\u003c\/strong\u003e the remover of obstacles, this isn't just a myth from the old world—she’s a living, trans-dimensional intelligence from the reality waiting on the other side. This heavy-stepping, ancient presence exists to help you bulldoze through low-frequency drama and anchor your root chakra directly into the cosmic grid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThrow on this shirt when you need to profoundly ground your energy and remind the simulation that you simply do not have time for nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWoven from 100% organic cotton. Heavy enough to anchor your soul to the Earth, but soft enough to make your inevitable cosmic ascension ridiculously comfortable.\u003c!-- notionvc: 60efa684-c4ee-4b53-ba06-10a9709acb2c --\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e100% organic combed ring-spun cotton\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eFabric weight: 5.3 oz.\/yd.² (180 g\/m²)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cb\u003eRegular fit\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eSet-in sleeves and a 1 × 1 rib at the collar.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eDouble-needle topstitch\u003c\/b\u003e on the sleeves and bottom hems.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eSelf-fabric neck tape\u003c\/b\u003e on the inside of the back.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eThe fabric of this product holds strict certifications under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eProduct sourced from Bangladesh\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Lucy Saturn","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48300640141412,"sku":"9439999_20716","price":33.91,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48300640174180,"sku":"9439999_20717","price":33.91,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48300640206948,"sku":"9439999_20718","price":33.91,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48300640239716,"sku":"9439999_20719","price":33.91,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48300640272484,"sku":"9439999_20720","price":35.91,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48300640305252,"sku":"9439999_21231","price":37.91,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0771\/6752\/5988\/files\/Elephant_God_Lucy_Mockup.png?v=1776976976","url":"https:\/\/lucysaturn.com\/products\/elephant-god-black-t-shirt","provider":"Lucy Saturn","version":"1.0","type":"link"}