{"product_id":"unisex-organic-ribbed-neck-t-shirt","title":"This is just a T-shirt - Black T-shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHaving an existential crisis about the nature of reality? We’ve got a shirt for that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFeaturing me, \u003cstrong\u003eLucy Saturn,\u003c\/strong\u003e pointing at a shirt that features an image of me pointing at a shirt that features an image of me pointing at a shirt... you get the idea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eYou’ve probably heard the old spiritual cliché: \u003ci\u003eyour physical body is just a vessel for your immortal soul.\u003c\/i\u003e Your personality is just a T-shirt you put on. Cute, right? But the joke’s on all of us, because it’s T-shirts all the way down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThere is no foundational reality. There is no \"real\" you. We are just a mysterious illusion—a bottomless, fractal mirror of infinite cosmic consciousness pretending to be a person reading a Shopify product description.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNothing is real. The only thing that \u003ci\u003eis\u003c\/i\u003e actually real is how absurdly soft this organic cotton feels against the temporary hologram you currently call your skin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWrap yourself in the void. Look great doing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e100% organic combed ring-spun cotton\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eFabric weight: 5.3 oz.\/yd.² (180 g\/m²)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eRegular fit\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eSet-in sleeves and a 1 × 1 rib at the collar.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eDouble-needle topstitch\u003c\/b\u003e on the sleeves and bottom hems.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eSelf-fabric neck tape\u003c\/b\u003e on the inside of the back.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eThe fabric of this product holds strict certifications under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eProduct sourced from Bangladesh\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Lucy Saturn","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48293612781668,"sku":"8110733_20716","price":32.66,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48293612814436,"sku":"8110733_20717","price":32.66,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48293612847204,"sku":"8110733_20718","price":32.66,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48293612879972,"sku":"8110733_20719","price":32.66,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48293612912740,"sku":"8110733_20720","price":34.66,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48293612945508,"sku":"8110733_21231","price":36.66,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0771\/6752\/5988\/files\/This_is_Just_a_T-shirt_Lucy_Mockup_bf225e08-24f1-4f9d-aa3f-5c2f2671498c.png?v=1776980335","url":"https:\/\/lucysaturn.com\/products\/unisex-organic-ribbed-neck-t-shirt","provider":"Lucy Saturn","version":"1.0","type":"link"}