This is just a T-shirt - Black T-shirt

Having an existential crisis about the nature of reality? We’ve got a shirt for that.

Featuring me, Lucy Saturn, pointing at a shirt that features an image of me pointing at a shirt that features an image of me pointing at a shirt... you get the idea.

You’ve probably heard the old spiritual cliché: your physical body is just a vessel for your immortal soul. Your personality is just a T-shirt you put on. Cute, right? But the joke’s on all of us, because it’s T-shirts all the way down.

There is no foundational reality. There is no "real" you. We are just a mysterious illusion—a bottomless, fractal mirror of infinite cosmic consciousness pretending to be a person reading a Shopify product description.

Nothing is real. The only thing that is actually real is how absurdly soft this organic cotton feels against the temporary hologram you currently call your skin.

Wrap yourself in the void. Look great doing it.

Specs:

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
  
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
  
• Regular fit
  
• Set-in sleeves and a 1 × 1 rib at the collar.
  
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems.
  
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back.
  
• The fabric of this product holds strict certifications under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard).
• Product sourced from Bangladesh